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Let's just get this out of the way now: I have never - not even once - made it out of Target in under an hour. I go up and down the aisles, marveling at the array of candles, cards, and bakeware on sale. Don't worry. I won't make you go with me unless you too have an addiction to moderately priced light fixtures.
The good? I'm happy. I come from a great family who have been nothing but loving and supportive. I'm laid-back, and won't go Norman Bates on you if you leave the towel on the bathroom floor. I love to make things a little more beautiful - this is code for "I've painted the hell out of every living room I have ever had." I laugh - a lot. My greatest joy is being around people that I love, be it friends, family, or John Cusack (which, really, doesn't happen enough).
The bad? I have no sense of direction - like, none. I have a GPS specifically for this reason and STILL get lost. I always burn the toast. I'm a bit on the klutzy side - I've been through a stained glass lamp, two clockfaces, and countless drinking glasses. I occasionally snort when I laugh, so if that's a deal-breaker, guess it's time for you to move along, non?
I read anything I can get my hands on - books, magazines, journals, and the backs of cereal boxes when I'm feeling extra literary.
I got a mouth on me that could make a longshoreman blush. Drives my mother crazy.
I'm a positive person and want to find someone who can find humor in day-to-day life, rather than being bogged down by the downer stuff.
I can't explain it, and I won't defend it - I love the show "COPS." Especially after three beers. It is what it is.
And you?
You're relatively non-crazy, barring your slight obsession with Halo 3 which I don't necessarily understand but tolerate.
You use Craigslist because you're bored at work or because you are morbidly curious to see who uses this section besides order brides.
You've noticed that it's a small world and it's hard to meet people outside of your apartment buildingofficefantasy football league. You're actually totally fine without a ladyfriend in your life, but you think it'd be nice to meet a decent chick and see where it goes, and it would be nice to have your Uncle Mort quit asking if you never bring anybody to Thanksgiving because you're "one of those homosexuals."
You are most likely devoted to a sports team but will not force me to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the game over barbeque chicken strips and wet naps.
You have a college degree which got you a job you lovelikeis getting you through grad schoolhate but it does for now.
You're smart. You have opinions and interests and good friends to share them with. For the most part, you have your life together.
It should go without saying that you have never owned mud flaps with naked ladies on them, do not use coke recreationally and have zero knowledge of where to bet on back alley cockfights.
My proposal? We get a beer or coffee or sing Phil Collins songs at a crappy karaoke bar. Maybe we like each other, maybe we decide to shake hands and silently agree to never see each other again, maybe we become friends and talk about the latest shitheaded thing our bosses did over Miller Lites at Colley Cantina. The world, as they say, is our oyster.
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